¨Hello and welcome to TV 6 News. My name is Jeffrey Starkwordle and today we have a very special article.
In Washington D.C there was a big catastrophe. An agent from the C.I.A. called Walter Beckett was fighting a pigeon last Thursday. Now we are going to go over to Jack Widdles in Washington D.C. Over to you Jack!¨
¨Thank you Jeffrey. I am here in Washington D.C. to interview some of the key witnesses of the catastrophe. We are going to interview Walter Beckett, the Pigeon and the Bagel and a citizen called Luke who saw the whole thing. First we are going to interview the bagel. So what exactly happened? Bagel said nothing. Okay.. Anyway now we are going to interview the Pigeon. How did this start?¨ ¨Hmmm hmmmmm¨ ¨Thank you very much for that information. Because the first two have not been very successful we are now going to interview the third witness who is Walter Bickett. What exactly happened?¨
¨I was walking and then a case came into my hands. I sat down and started eating my bagel. I opened the case and out of the corner of my eye I saw a PIGEON. I realised that he wanted my BAGEL!!! So I threw a bit of my bagel on the ground but he did not move. He wanted the whole thing! I was never going to give him the whole thing. So I tried to shoo him away but he just fell back into the case and then the case shut. I was freaked out. The pigeon started fiddling with the buttons and controls inside the case and was doing some weird stuff like making the case move and scaring people! After this I think he got the hang of the controls because he got a gun and started shooting everywhere!¨
¨Wow! This is amazing don't you think crowd? We must carry on!¨
Suddenly the shooting stopped… and out of the corner of my eye I saw something… it was the case! And it was in the air! I tried to jump and catch it but I was too tiny. I jumped again and got it! The case just flew up and up and up. While we were flying up the pigeon pressed death (the red button). The tower right in front of me opened and a rocket came up and shot into the air. While I was looking up I saw the case following the rocket! I jumped for all my life and just got my fingers to the case.
About 5 seconds later I looked down and saw none of the city and only clouds. It was one of the most scariest moments in my career in the C.I.A. What is that? I thought as the top of the rocket was falling down to the ground Suddenly I saw something out of the corner of my eye. It was the PIGEON. He landed swiftly on the case. So I got the gun out and aimed 3...2...1..Fire! Nothing came out. Really does it have to be now I cried in my mind. But I was not done with that stupid tiny pigeon. I got out the rocket and aimed at the pigeon… Out of the blew I had a lightbulb! I open the case and out went the bagel straight down to the city. One down one to go I proudly said in my mind. I aimed the rocket at the rocket and BOOM! A big firework of smoke formed in the sky. I flew down and landed as quiet as a ant. And there behind me I saw the pigeon eating the bagel. I put my glasses on and walked away. CRASH! Behind me I heard a crash. I turned around saw nothing but the top of the rocket. No pigeon. No nothing.¨
¨Thank you very much Walter. What a great description that was. Last but not least we are going to talk to Luke who was one citizens that experienced the whole thing. So how was this experience for you?
¨It was horrifying. I nearly got run over twice and nearly shot in the head. It was probably the scariest thing that has happened in my life so far even though it was kind of cool and action packed. Alright, Alright it was awesome! Even though I nearly died it was probably the coolest and most action packed thing of my life!¨
¨Thank you Luke. So that is all the interviews. My time here is done. Over to you Jack!¨
¨My pleasure Jack. My name is Jeffrey Starkwordle, and that was TV 6 news. Thank you for Watching.¨
